"My humility is legend."
"When you get everything for free, you are not."
"Rap artists are called that because they have a sheet with the same name."
"Invention has no answer key and, therefore, is not taught in schools. Schools only teach the right way. Not necessarily the best way."
"Governments produce nothing -- barring 'misery' in most cases."
"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst Liberals."
LIBERAL def. "A guy who goes to see a movie on Saturday night and reads The New York Times on Sunday to see if he liked it."
”Any fantasy beats any reality - anytime!”
"Sex and Love -- I always get those two mixed up."
patient with the people you meet. It takes time to
“I believe climate change is responsible for climate change. That's gonna be really hard to stop.”
nothing worse than getting married right before you meet the girl of your
dreams. I hate it when that happens."
is it the people most in need of mental help are the ones offering it?"
is not about size. It's about aim."
had a very funny thought yesterday.